The highly anticipated video for 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé has finally hit the small screen with an electric mix of pop-culture goodness and fierce fashion. The 9-and-a-half minute long clip is full of eye-catching strong-shoulder dresses, unitards, studded bikinis and hot shoes.
Let's take a look at some of the best shots.
The video opens with jailbird Gaga in a high-shouldered, prison striped Jean Charles de Castelbajac dress, being led to her cell by two intimidatingly buff women. A seductively low neck reveals that Gaga is wearing star-shaped nipple pasties, which are exposed, along with her barely-there underpinnings, when she is eventually stripped and pushed face down in her barren cell.
Scene two shows Gaga decidedly overdressed for the prison yard in oversized chains and a strapless black catsuit by Viktor & Rolf, and a pair of Haus of Gaga cigarette sunglasses that are literally smoking. The yard girls' surprised stares intimate that while Gaga looks slightly ridiculous, something fabulous may just happen.
Though our Lady in waiting was stripped of her clothes in the opening scene, she somehow managed to hold on to vintage Chanel Shades and a badass Search and Destroy leather studded jacket (the rest of her wardrobe including plebian hair rollers apparently didn't make the cut-- she is wearing large soda cans to hold up her 'do).
Beyoncé finally makes her debut after a dance number featuring inmates in stockings, bikinis, and lace up patent leather booties. Bey bails Gaga out of jail rocking a deep plum lipstick, a short banged style, and a vintage hat and outfit by Thierry Mugler.
Bey takes us back to her Texas roots in the next scene, featuring Tyrese, in a bright yellow close-fit, low cut Atsuko Kudo dress, and matching cowboy hat. Though not as daring as Gaga, she shines in her own way.
She brings it back in a following scene, where she prances around a technicolor motel room in a Wonder Woman-esque Jean Charles de Castelbajac jacket and matching short shorts by Franc Fernandez and Oscar Olima.
Gaga takes the 'Telephone' name literally in the following scene, where she, as a waitress, has a Danilo telephone shaped headpiece.
Then the ladies join forces in an 'American' themed dance sequence, with both pantsless ladies in stars and stripes. Gaga is in Haus of Gaga and Christian Louboutin boots, and Beyoncé wears Oscar Olima.
The oeuvre d'art concludes with the girls flanking a truck in long flowing gowns and headpieces by Emilie Pirlot that seem reminiscent of conservative burqas. Their decidedly 'covered up' outfits stand in stark contrast to the video's previous sartorial choices, but don't be fooled. They promise the story will continue.
The video, directed by Jonas Akerlund, has been called a, "true cinematic masterpiece."
That was the worse mess I’ve ever seen. That video literally made me dizzy. I can't believe Beyonce would even associate herself with that. JUST HORRIBLE!
This was a straight mess and I guess when you are featured in someone else's song you have no control. This is just beyond reason...It make no sense and what hell is Lady G trying to show off that mini ass of her, if you blink I promise you, it will be missed. This video looks like someone was seriously high when it was thought of and put together...
U guys act like Beyonce didn't WANT to be in the video. LMFAO!!!!! Beyonce's videophone video wasn't any better either. The occassional nonsense...wait, the non-stop nonsense that everyone considers music right now LOL
That was terrible!! Bey why did u do that video? I think i blacked out while watching that i had nothing at all to do with the song!! That video should have been part two to paparrazi or something,that shit was confusing.
I simply loved it!. Gaga was on the mark, touching all the right buttons. The cinematography, choreography and singing were on point. Cudos to Gaga and B.
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By: d-diva on 3/12/2010 7:49PM
That was the worse mess I’ve ever seen. That video literally made me dizzy. I can't believe Beyonce would even associate herself with that. JUST HORRIBLE!
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By: sheryl on 3/14/2010 2:10PM
Well... I am not a fan of Lady GaGa, she is way overrated, and I refuse to listen to her music or watch her videos, I don't care WHO is in them.
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By: penisheadtwinkletoes on 3/12/2010 8:56PM
a little tweetybird stuck his penis in the ground and called it weedwacking
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By: Whatever on 3/13/2010 6:14AM
Lady B should never do another video with Lady G, this is not what Beyonce represents at all. I'm so dissappointed...DAMN
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By: Whatever on 3/13/2010 6:19AM
This was a straight mess and I guess when you are featured in someone else's song you have no control. This is just beyond reason...It make no sense and what hell is Lady G trying to show off that mini ass of her, if you blink I promise you, it will be missed. This video looks like someone was seriously high when it was thought of and put together...
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By: Whatever on 3/13/2010 6:22AM
Why does Tyrese look like Bobby Brown on drugs..LMAO
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By: ATC on 3/13/2010 11:55AM
It's sad what has become of the music industry... Have acts like Lady Gaga, etc... Terrible vid with Beyonce...
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By: Stephanie on 3/13/2010 3:18PM
U guys act like Beyonce didn't WANT to be in the video. LMFAO!!!!! Beyonce's videophone video wasn't any better either. The occassional nonsense...wait, the non-stop nonsense that everyone considers music right now LOL
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By: empress on 3/13/2010 7:26PM
That was terrible!! Bey why did u do that video? I think i blacked out while watching that i had nothing at all to do with the song!!
That video should have been part two to paparrazi or something,that shit was confusing.
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By: sheila fisher on 3/14/2010 8:15PM
I simply loved it!. Gaga was on the mark, touching all the right buttons. The cinematography, choreography and singing were on point. Cudos to Gaga and B.
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